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You Can Now Gift Your "D*ckhead" Friend A Penis Cushion With A Picture Of Them On It

You Can Now Gift Your "D*ckhead" Friend A Penis Cushion With A Picture Of Them On It

This is the perfect way to tell your friend what you think of them!

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We all know a d*ckhead or two and while it may be hard to tell them that they're being a pain in the rear end, there are always gag gifts you can give them to drop some major hints. I mean, after all, invention is the mother of necessity! So, to help you out on that front, full-time funny cushion makers Snugzy has come up with a "d*ickhead cushion" where you can give someone a penis-shaped cushion with their face on it.  

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The description on the website reads: We all know a dick head, maybe it's your bestie or just someone you have a love-hate relationship with. Well, you can now turn yourself or that someone into truly our most unique Snugzy - the penis Snugzy! For when words just aren't enough! Just upload a high-quality image and our team will do the rest! Note: Please ensure you upload a photo of your full face and don't worry we'll match the skin tone as per the face upload :) Priced at £29.99 ($41.84), these cushions don't come cheap but they're definitely worth gifting, just to see the priceless look on their faces, wouldn't you agree?

Customers who purchased this had nothing but glowing reviews. Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink said: Came out even funnier than I expected! Stewart Brown added: Brilliant brought this for my husband he absolutely loves it. Ellen Howe noted that the product was of "amazing quality."

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However, if the d*ickhead cushions aren't up your street, you can opt for something that drapes around your neck and shoulders. You could gift them an 8-bit penis scarf so they can stay warm. The handmade penile scarves have been woven with care, time, and effort. It is sold on Etsy by KnotYouKnitworks. They retail for $50, and you can even get detachable white drips that will cost you an extra $2.50. They even come with pockets to put change in or even keep your phone. This scarf works great for bachelorette parties or even as a gag gift.  

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Yet another hilarious item to give your buddy is a snuggly penis-shaped slipper so that their feet always stay warm and cozy. Called Pierre The Penis Slippers, these slip-on's by Firebox are practically two "cozy cuddly penises" to wear around your feet. However, it does come with a hilarious word of caution. The seller warns you not to "tread on the balls too much" because you guessed it, "they're sensitive". Now, we wouldn't want that, would we?

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If you're feeling under the weather and want to keep your body warm, or are in a world of pain, there's a penis-shaped hot water bottle in the market to tend to your needs. Available on Firebox, the Penis Hot Water Bottle comes in a salmon pink color and measures 60cm in height, 39.6cm in width, and 3.8cm in diameter. The website also says that this is the "naughtiest way to keep warm." They aren't that expensive, as they come for $18 a piece. To complete this set, you can add a cozy 4-foot long penis pillow to cuddle with and life is good!

Source: Firebox

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