According to the Firebox team, a gift that revolves around penises is being bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes.
You could now be the owner of a four-foot penis-shaped pillow named Jumbo Pierre, and you can buy it from an online gifting website Firebox. The giant penis is strangely and adorably cuddly, but if you're thinking you've already seen this before, you're right. This is not exactly a new launch, and Jumbo Pierre comes after the success of Pierre’s predecessors: regular Pierre, giant Pierre, and even the world’s smallest Pierre.
Apart from being absolutely huge, the best thing about this latest edition to the collection is that it comes completely with a rosy-cheeked smile, and can stand tall. According to the Firebox team, a gift that revolves around penises is being bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes. So, of course, Firebox had to jump in on the bandwagon by supplying those in demand with some cuddly penis cushions. I mean, who doesn't want to own a pillow that's a little extra?
Firebox’s website description says: You weren’t satisfied with regular Pierre. Even Giant Pierre wasn’t enough. And it’s not even worth mentioning the World’s, Smallest Pierre. You like it large, we get that. So we’ve supersized everyone’s favorite adorable penis just to suit you. Only he’s not so adorable anymore. Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he’s four feet of pure magnificent shaft. Quite possibly the biggest d*ck in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.
The pillow doesn't really come that cheap, and it will set you back by around £39.99. However, Pierre’s little buddy (and the world’s smallest Pierre) comes for a tiny £5.99. It may be small but it does have its advantages, making the perfect stress ball, thanks to its bouncing wobbliness. Best of all, little Pierre can even come gift-wrapped for that special someone. Of course, the Head of Buying at Firebox, Ben Redhead, made a statement about their unusual selection of gifts.
“Firebox has a total of six penis-related gifts in its Top 100 products this year, averaging one bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes. Following on from this trend for all things phallic, we’re hoping to satisfy the customer’s appetite for Pierre once and for all with this brand new giant version!” Also, if Pierre is not exactly what you want, but at the same time, you do want to indulge in something quirky, then Firebox does have a lot of options for you.