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You Can Now Buy Pills That Make Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate And Roses

You Can Now Buy Pills That Make Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate And Roses

Now you can use your farts to freshen up the room.

Let's face it, farts are deadly. Some of them are loud and cause bursts of laughter when they slip out in public, some of them will help clear the crowd around you in an instant. It's also an embarrassment when they come out at the most unexpected of places. Imagine letting one out when you're out on a date. You can't even blame someone else. The deadliest farts I've ever come across in my life have all been from my dog and my dad. I don't understand what goes on inside them to produce such deadly gasses, but phew, they are nasty! An unexpected bout of flatulence has got to be mankind's worst enemy. 



 

People say when they're in a relationship, they know they've reached the peak of comfort when they can fart in front of one another without any qualms. There's just no denying that, but how do you deal with the smell? That foul smell of rotting food? The sound, I can tolerate. The smell? Just no. NO! I never did understand how some people could be just fine with being around the smell. I mean, I'd definitely run in the opposite direction if I were ever to be subjected to these smelly farts. 



 

If it weren't for the smell, they're not that bad. If only they could smell like roses instead of the food you had a while ago. Well, according to this company, they can. Lutin Malin is a French company claims that their ingestible capsules make your flatulence smell like roses. They've dabbled with a variety of aromas and they claim they can make your farts smell like violet, ginger, and - most popular of all - chocolate!



 

The pills don't contain any medicine or drug, and according to the website, they are simply a "dietary supplement based on natural ingredients" - or what is known as "phytotherapy". The website also states that they have been turning smelly farts into fragrances since 2007, and gauging the number of customers returning to buy another round of these pills are actually a sign that they work! 

Lutin Malin

"The Fart Pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants also add a touch of humor for any occasion. Our numerous returning customers are no doubt the best proof." Each individual sachet includes 60 pills, and customers are informed to take "2 to 6 capsules per day at mealtimes, depending on one's condition, diet, and the desired effect". Also, each packet costs just $17.19, which honestly is a steal for making farts smell nice. 



 

Now, I know you think there's a solution for human farts, but what about our doggos, the owners of the world's most stinky farts? These deadly whiffs come right at your face because more often than not, their butt is in your face. Well, it looks like your prayers have been answered! Lutin Malin manufactures a powder that you could sprinkle on your dog's food to make it smell like roses. Now you don't have to try and hide your face of disgust lest your pet gets offended. 



 

If you don't want to ingest pills to make your farts smell better, there's another option for you. You can just get yourself one of those charcoal-based underwear pads that will simply neutralize your farts. They won't smell like roses, but they just won't smell. Period. 

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