Well, we have already ogled over the Australian Firefighters posing with pooches, why not have some poopin' pooches now?
We're nearing the end of the worst possible year and the only thing we can hope for is next year to be a better one. It sure does seem like God has heard our prayers because you can now get yourself a calendar that has images of dogs pooping! Yes, that's right. “Pooping Pooches” is a calendar with each month revealing “yet another beautiful pooch answering nature’s call.” In other words, there are twelve images of dogs and their proud creations for you to look at and make it through the year which is hopefully not as harsh as this year. Priced at $14.99, these calendars make for the perfect gift.
The description on Etsy reads: ALL-NEW 2021 CALENDAR! White Elephant Party coming up? Yankee Swap? Secret Santa? Do you know someone who loves dogs...too much? This 12-month calendar of pooping dogs will be the most memorable gift you give this year. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature's call. And who doesn't like a good cause? $1 FROM EACH CALENDAR is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need! The calendar is 17 x 11 inches open and 8.5 x 11 inches when closed.
This year's edition features a Pug, Boston Terrier, Weimaraner, Springer Spaniel, Pit Bull, Labrador, Australian Shepherd, Greyhound, and more! The Pooping Pooches dog calendar is the ultimate joke, prank, or gag gift. The reviews left by people who have bought the amazing calendar are super funny and sincere, and it makes me want to buy one for myself. The best part about the calendar is that these images of poopin' pooches are all contributed by pet parents who managed to capture their pets poopin'. This would honestly brighten up anyone's day, despite being all about the poo!
Ashley Nelson left a review: Your house would be so lucky as to have this hanging somewhere! This is my second year buying this calendar, and the majestic scenery and poignant images will invoke many hours of soul searching while examining each month. Excellent customer service is the cherry on top! Emilie added: The family was looking for a gag calendar and we came across this gem!! Kids laughed and laughed!! My husband was too embarrassed to take it to work so it hangs on our fridge!! It was inspired my kids to want to make their own calendar of our dog! HA. Miranda S also added: Very happy with our calendar. Always makes me giggle inside when I see it on our fridge.
As an added bonus, they've also released a 500 piece puzzle. Your favorite funny wall calendar is now a puzzle! This majestic pooping dog puzzle is the perfect birthday gift, Secret Santa, Yankee Swap, White Elephant, or any occasion for your puzzle-loving grandma or your boss at work. Dog lovers might not even get the joke because it’s so beautiful, reads the description of the puzzle on Etsy. You're probably going to poop your brains out, trying to fit the pieces together. I really and truly wouldn't mind being gifted one of these, especially since the holidays are right around the corner.