We all know what it's like to get up to some monkey business as teenagers, but this stepdad took the hilarity a step further.
We all know what it's like to be young and in love. Ah, those days of puppy love when we would push - or break - the boundaries in order to get just a few more minutes with our girlfriends or boyfriends. For many of us, dating or "going steady" was a big step forward in a relationship and we were ready to do just about anything to feel that adrenaline rush or those butterflies when we spent time with our boos. It seems that some things never change. Recently, a stepfather live-tweeted his experiences when he realized that his stepson had brought his girlfriend over to their household without his permission or knowledge and the hilarity that ensued when his stepson attempted to sneak her out. We are sure that all the parents out there will get a kick out of his story.
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Tricky-D, known as DropsNoPanties on social media platform Twitter, is a stepfather and was once part of the airforce. The Michigan resident has been diagnosed with PTSD and anxiety (which may be a result of his time as a member of the airforce) and his son allegedly has ADHD, a chronic condition including attention difficulty, hyperactivity, and impulsiveness. On January 19, he decided to share the experience with all his followers on Twitter and even let them join in on the fun.
He began, "So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious [about] how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... And now we wait." The waiting game is always fun, especially when you're a parent, isn't it? He continued, "People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted."
The cute white shoes belonged to his stepson's girlfriend. Tricky-D said, "No one in this house would have all white shoes..." And shared a photo of the household's shoe rack which featured a collection of dark-toned pairs of shoes and one single pair of all-white sneakers. The white sneakers stood out like a sore thumb in a sea of darker colored men's shoes. He went on, "A note on the shoe thing... There is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house."
The stepfather then allowed the plot to thicken, exiting the room so his stepson could make a clean getaway with his monkey business. In a tweet, he said, "11:00 AM central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) [is] cleaning so hardcore [that] she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... [The] music cranked all the way [up]. Now's the chance... Will [my stepson] see the opportunity?" A father joining in on the hijinks couldn't is what every harmless teenager needs, right?
By this time, other Twitter users joined in on the fun. While some were supportive of the stepdad, others were sympathetic towards his stepson. Therefore, Tricky-D tweeted, "I see all [your] comments about [helping] the kid out... He's [an] 18yo grown-ass man. We live and die by our choices." Then, the updates continued: "And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof." Twitter users were at the edge of the seats, wondering what would happen next.
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That is when the stepfather got creative. He sent out a poll, asking who his followers (and newly found following) were rooting for - young love or "mama bear." With over 300,000 votes, the results of the poll were clear. 63 percent of individuals voted for young love, while 37 percent voted for mama bear. Poor mama! Nonetheless, the updates kept flowing in. "I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that? Can [his girlfriend] hold her pee [for] another hour or so? I have no idea what they [are] thinking up there."
NO WOMAN FURIOUSLY CLEANS ANY BATHROOM UNLESS SHE'S ALREADY TICKED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING, and is working off some stress. SHE KNOWS.— 6catsNcounting (@HeroineRipley) January 19, 2019
If this were my son I wouldn’t say anything all day (assuming he gets her out without being noticed) and at dinner I’d be like “I hope your guest last night is on birth control 😊”— Killer Queen 🔪 (@88shenanigans) January 19, 2019
Let’s us know when your wife finds this thread! Now THATS going to be a good one lol— Cynthia G Rodriguez (@Greylennn) January 20, 2019
After some time waiting, a huge turn of events occurred. The stepfather posted, "OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the f*ck fest above our heads at 4 AM. I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet."
He continued, "Omg this kid! NONCHALANT as f*uck, he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side-eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink. They gonna hit that side door, I bet. Well, that's a wrap, folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2 to 3-hour window... Looks like young love finds a way, for now!" Then Tricky-D and his fans went on to wait for a little bit longer. After a while, he tweeted, "And closure... Sure enough, [they] hit the side door and they [are] gone. I don't know about you, but [I] need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing."