Not many think as LONG and HARD before purchasing these pair of slippers! Just go nuts and allow this fuzzy feeling to keep you warm all night long.
After presenting the world with a giant 4-foot Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow, Firebox has come up with yet another phallic-themed product no one asked for. Pierre The Penis Slippers or "Cosy cocks" might not have the grandeur edge as its predecessor but it sure looks cozy and warm. Retaining the fragile baby pink color of its previous product, the website claims that it might just be the "most hilarious slippers in the entire world." So now, you can slip your cold feet into "two cozy, cuddly penises" to enjoy the warm comfort it provides. However, be careful "not to tread on the balls too much," as "they’re sensitive."
Available in one size which fits UK sizes 7-12, the product is sure to make you feel like you're walking on penis-shaped clouds! (Isn't that the dream, though? Well, it is for some people, no judgments here!) Urging people to get there hands (and feet, in this case) on this product, the description reads: "Plunge your frozen plates of meat into these cosy, plush replicas of nature’s warmest external organ. Go gently though, these slippers may be durable but we all know that area of the body isn’t keen on rogue kicks."
Now, beauty is subjective and some might not consider this footwear to be the most stylish, however, the website promises that "they’ll keep your feet willy warm and provide endless opportunity for slipper-related banter." Although the slippers aren't exactly the kind which will win you fashion awards, the company confidently claims that "they look better than those granddad-style tartan moccasins you used to schlep about the house in." Also, it's advisable to keep your feet warm by yourself, instead of subjecting your partner in bed to the "chilly extremities." I mean, no one's exactly keen on having their limbs frozen to death, and this £24.99 ($32.17) priced incentive might be enough to give this cocky pair a whirl!
If you're still not convinced about the size or durability of this footwear but wish to add something similar to your collection of unnecessary items, here's some good news- they have more! From a Hot Water Bag to a jumbo-sized body pillow, they have many products inspired by the male genitalia. The body pillow will give you that fuzzy feeling after a long and HARD (ahem) day at work. If the price of £39.99 ($51.48) is a little steep, you can always go for the World’s Smallest Pierre, a stressbuster, sold for about $7.50 a pop. All you need to remember is- the bigger the size the higher the price.
So if SIZE matters to you, go ahead and get the largest one they have. If you ask me, I'd choose these cuddly pair of slip-on which are somewhere in between the body pillow and the miniature penis-shaped toy, both in terms of size and price point. It is perfectly aligned with the season as well. We have to admit that the winters are harsh. It's always a wise option to invest in comfortable slippers which would keep you warm all night long. (See what I did there?) Now, apart from these wacky penis gifts, the online store also has several tame gifts like light-up unicorn slippers and personalized pet cushions, which are good but seem basic when compared to the phallic-themed products. So, why not gift yourself a pair of comfy, warm, shoes for the upcoming cold season?