If you manage to conceive and have a baby by November, then the hotel guarantees you'll get 18 years of free stay.
If you're looking for reasons to get a hotel to give you a free stay, then head over to Hotel Zed, a hotel chain in British Columbia, Canada. For Valentine's Day, they're offering a special deal for couples who are interested in 'baby-making,' reports CNN. The “Nooner” promo is available at hotel locations in Victoria and Kelowna, and runs from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. on February 14. This fairly scandalous deal is priced at about $45 USD. Basically, couples looking to get down and dirty can book this room. Guests who take up on this offer will have access to the room for four hours and will get to spend some time in the outdoor hot tub or a play game of ping-pong.
Hotel Zed hotelzed offers free stays for couples who make babies. Welcome a bundle of joy nine month after your “Nooner” rendezvous at the hotel, you’ll win a FREE STAY at the hotel for 18 years.— Her Weekend Con (@herweekendcon) January 28, 2020
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This year, Hotel Zed decided to make their Nooner promo a bit more interesting and added a “baby-maker promo" to it. The new, additional promo states that couples who welcome a baby into their lives nine months after their “Nooner” visit will get a free stay at any Hotel Zed location for the next 18 years. If, by November, you pop a baby out, you get to avail the offer. Hotel Zed CEO Mandy Farmer came up with the Nooner idea when her kids were little and she was struggling to find some quality, child-free time with her husband.
February is almost here and everyone's talking about our #NoonerBabyMaker special! Treat yourselves to a four hour Nooner at our hotel on Feb 14 and if you welcome a baby to your family 9 months later, we'll take care of your Valentine's Day date for the… https://t.co/iYWgEOhLd6 pic.twitter.com/zYDQI36Hd6— Hotel Zed (@thehotelzed) January 31, 2020
Since the holiday is known for proposals, Farmer thought it would be a great idea to add a conception incentive to sweeten the deal. "I don't think we're going to convince someone who's not thinking about having a baby to have a baby. But if you're serious about expanding your family, why wouldn't you try?" Farmer asks. "If you succeed, you'll win a way to celebrate your baby's conception for the next 18 years."
Baby maker promo - if sweetheart welcome a bundle of joy into their life nine months after the Nooner rendezvous,they'll win a free stay at the Hotel Zed of their choice for the next 18 years. It has locations in Victoria and Kelowna, BC, Canada @anandmahindra #whatsappwonderbox pic.twitter.com/HWeICVkCJl— Guru K (@GuruSQA) January 28, 2020
In order to be inclusive of all couples, the hotel is also extending the offer to those who have a child through surrogacy or adoption. It, unfortunately, does not extend to couples who prefer to remain childless or already have children, unless you're ready to have more of them. Also, as much as it breaks my heart to say this, the offer only applies to HUMAN babies and not the furry, adorable ones.
The website reads: As a proud Pride at Work partner, Hotel Zed welcomes everyone to participate in the Baby Maker Nooner promotion regardless of gender expression, gender identity, and sexual orientation. We know that the stork can take many routes to bring a baby into your family. As long as a new child has been welcomed into the family nine months after your Nooner, we'll be celebrating with you! If you didn't have plans for the V-day prior to this, now's your chance to bring this up and have a fun "nooner".