Revenge is a dish best served...detailed and sarcastic.
What would you do if you caught your husband cheating? Would you ask him to leave and divorce him eventually? Or confront the mistress and teach both her and your husband a lesson that they would both remember? Well, one wife decided to take the second route when she discovered that her partner was involved with someone else, reports Go Social. After learning who the mistress was, the wife wrote an open letter that drips with sarcasm and brutally shames the pair.
The wife begins by thanking the mistress for saving her and her children from a nightmarish life by getting involved with her husband. Here's how the letter began:
Then she begins listing the rules which are as painful as they're funny. She explains that the woman will have to support her husband financially. Then she goes on to explain that she will have to contribute a "sizeable" amount of money to support their two children in the manner they deserve. She then reminds her that the husband "has kept me a stay at home Mom for the better part of the last 11 years." Hence, she says he will have to pay her alimony before adding, "So, forget about his money honey cause it's mine!"
For the second point, she reveals that the woman will have to spend money on buying him clothes as she might have reduced his existing ones into ashes with her wrath. But she hilariously mentions how this could be a boon as she would get the opportunity to dress him the way she pleases to.
Next, she lets her know that the husband might not be able to spend the weekends with her as that would be the time set aside for his visits with his children. The wife then goes on to explain why her husband's mistress would not be allowed anywhere near their children.
The other woman was in for a surprise with the next point, as the wife went for the jugular, publicly saying they haven't had a proper sex life ever since his back injury four years ago.
If dropping the "No more good sex" bomb wasn't enough, she went onto clarify that she could not return the husband under any circumstances. "You will NOT return him to me," she wrote.
She explains how her husband may have been on the receiving end of her anger. But lets the woman know that she was the one to blame and that her husband will be very mad at her for everything that has happened.
For the seventh point, she offers some friendly advice because she's not a heartless person. It's terrifying.
Finally, she bids the woman a goodbye before thanking her for showing that 11 years of marriage and 2 children were nothing in the face of temptation like her.