Amazon is full of wonderful things. These human face dog muzzles, however, are not one of them. Surprisingly, though, there have been takers for it who love them. It has also got a 3.3 star rating as well.
As a pet parent, you may think you have seen all the bizarre pet accessories that there are to see. However, it's time to feast your eyes on the weirdest things ever — face dog muzzles. By that, I mean dog muzzles made to look like human faces. You may think that this could be cute, however, they are the most terrifying thing ever. If you put this on your dog, then I really hope pet protective services come to take your dog away from you simply for putting them through the torture of looking like that.
These dog muzzles are made from latex and made to look like the bottom half of a human face with exaggerated features. There are lots of options to choose from if you're trying to make your dog look like it stepped out of a horror movie such as pouty red lips, giant buck teeth, or a mouth chomping down on a cigar. I assure you, if you're even thinking about purchasing one of these dog muzzles, your dog already hates you.
Despite how absolutely bizarre they are, customers seem to be having a ball after making their (poor, poor) purchase. Josh, for example, stated in a review: Hilarious. And actually looks creepy as hell just wearing on the back of your head. Kelly D added: This was fun! Worth every penny with all the laughs! Kelly, you know what's not funny? Making your dog look like a scary version of the masked villain from Scream. Your dog isn't laughing, Kelly. Trust me.
Right now, the dog muzzles have a 3.3 star rating out of five stars and just... Excuse me, what? This is horrific! They shouldn't have a star rating at all, if you ask me. While the ethics of using a dog muzzle is questionable in the first place, forcing your dog to wear these weird, creepy-looking masks should definitely be out of the question entirely. But, alas.
If you want a dog muzzle that is actually cute, you may want to check out the anti-bite duck beak dog muzzles instead. Now, these are adorable. Not only do they actually prevent your dog from biting, but they are also super effective when it comes to making your furry pet look like a total cuddle monster. Dave and Sarah stated in a review: I absolutely love this product. I have a mini-Schnoodle who yaps with the ferocity of an 11-pound [dog]. We have tried spray bottles, yelling, timeouts, spray collars, tingle collars, and even guilt trips. Nothing gets through to our yapping bundle of joy.
This adorable beak has liberated her from the yapping to express her anxiety! She actually gets excited to put it on because she has associated positive reinforcement with her beak. Instead of us exasperatedly crying and screaming for her to stop torturing us with the constant barking, she prances around and has positive interactions with the world around her. This beak has changed our family's relationship with our beloved Lucy and allowed her to show off the amazing personality she has always had within. Thank you so much!